I should be working on my assignments. Naturally, I’m doing something else. But thanks to a new Monday meme from Fiona, I don’t have to think of something for this Monday.
1. What’s your real name?
2. Your gangsta name (1st 3 letters of your real name plus ‘izzle’)
Johizzle (‘Jozzle’ works better???)
3. Your detective name (favourite colour plus favourite animal)
4. Your soap opera name (middle name plus street that you live on)
5. Your Star Wars name (1st name – 1st 3 letters of your first name + 1st 2 letters of your surname. 2nd name – 1st 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name + 1st 3 letters of the city where you were born)
6. Your superhero name (your second-favourite colour plus your favourite drink)
The Green Gin
7. Your Iraqi name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mother’s maiden name, 3rd letter of your father’s middle name, 1st letter of a sibling’s first name, and last letter of your mother’s middle name)
Obwcrmy. Hmmm… looks more Polish to me….
8. Your Witness Protection name (parents’ middle names)
9. Your Goth name (“Black”, and the name of one of your pets)
10. Your Ninja name (First two letters of your first name added with “ruto”)
11. Your Pirate name (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Cap’n William, arrgghh!
And that be all!